The planet which is the lesser light,
lesser than that which is to rule the day,
even the night, is above or greater
than that upon which thou standest
in point of reckoning, for it moveth
in order more slow;
this is in order
because it standeth above the earth
upon which thou standest,
therefore the reckoning of its time
is not so many as to its number of days,
and of months, and of years.
So lets hear your guesses. No cheating! No Googling! If you do either, the Vogons or the god that inspired this will know and punish you.