Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Jeffrey Dahmer is in Heaven

Most fundamentalists claim that anyone can go to heaven. Even the worst of the worst can go, if he just asks Jesus into his heart. Well, it happened. Jeffrey Dahmer got saved and was baptised weeks before he was murdered in prison. So, we can add Dahmer to the list of people that christians will see in heaven.

Albert Einstein will be in hell. There's some debate as whether he believed in God or not. But, it's obvious that even if he did believe in God, it wasn't the God or Jesus worshiped by christians. Not only that, he was raised Jewish (a religion that rejects Jesus).

John F. Kennedy will be in hell too. He was catholic. According to most fundies, catholics go to hell. Also, he was an adulturer.

Hey, commenters! Tell me who (according to fundie doctrine) will be in hell or heaven and tell me why.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Einstien was atheist, it is now public knowledge as to the publishing of the letter he sent to a friend that was long forgotten. Hitler was never ex-cumunicated by the Catholic church, so now he is in heaven also. George W Bush we could also add to this list.
Larry Johnson

Anonymous said...

Because fundies do not see Catholics as good citizens, I wish to remove Hitlers name and in it's place nominate Dick Chenny
Larry Johnson

Anonymous said...

I spelled Dick Cheney's name wrong.
Being somewhat dyslesic this happens to me alot.
Larry Jhonson.

Laurie said...

Fred Hollows, the ophthalmologist who began a program that saved the sight of thousands of Aboriginal kids' sight, is in Hell. John Howard, the prime minister responsible for the continued inhuman living conditions of thousands of other black children, will go to heaven.

Robert Madewell said...

Check out the wikipedia pages for Fred Hollows and John Howard.

Mark Morrison said...

Not everyone who claims to be a Christian is one. Isn't that correct Robert? I don't know if Dahmer is in heaven or hell, I just know that forgiveness is there for all who ask.

Robert Madew' Ell said...

Yeah, I keep forgetting that I'm not a True Scotsman™.

Mark,
Christianity to many people has a broad meaning. It's someone who practises the religion of christianity. The narrow meaning that some fundies have adopted only has meaning in those fundie churches that think that everyone who disagrees with them is going to hake. It's convenient. I say that I was once a bible-believing christian and someone else will say that I wasn't a True Christian™. So what, Mark. All you do is come across as judging others by your own standards, failing to even try to understand someone elses position.

All I want is for everyone to think for themselves. Stop repeating what someone else says. Copying and pasting doesn't tell me what you are thinking. Repeating endlessly redundant scriptures doesn't either.

Mark, I think you're a very intelligent man and I want to talk to an intelligent person, not an apologetic website, Ken Ham, or Zephanaiah.

Mark Morrison said...

Robert Madew' Ell said...
Yeah, I keep forgetting that I'm not a True Scotsman™.

Mark,
Christianity to many people has a broad meaning. It's someone who practises the religion of christianity. The narrow meaning that some fundies have adopted only has meaning in those fundie churches that think that everyone who disagrees with them is going to hake. It's convenient. I say that I was once a bible-believing christian and someone else will say that I wasn't a True Christian™. So what, Mark. All you do is come across as judging others by your own standards, failing to even try to understand someone elses position.

All I want is for everyone to think for themselves. Stop repeating what someone else says. Copying and pasting doesn't tell me what you are thinking. Repeating endlessly redundant scriptures doesn't either.

Mark, I think you're a very intelligent man and I want to talk to an intelligent person, not an apologetic website, Ken Ham, or Zephanaiah.


fair enough.

I don't judge people , now wait before your bang your head on the keyboard. Here me out on this one. I am a Southern Baptist by choice but do I think that only Baptist will get to Heaven? No. I think that only Christians will get to Heaven. Just because you claim to be something doesn't make it true. The Bible tells me in Matt. 7:23 depart from me I never knew you. God didn't say I once knew you. Now look at the next part of the verse ye that work iniquity. Or you that sin. Robert you shall know them by their works.I'm not judging you but you judge yourself. You have already told me that you never were a Christian.

Mark Morrison said...

Those were my thoughts even though I may quote the Bible sometimes it is what I believe. I thank you for your time even if we don't agree.

Robert Madew' Ell said...

Mark said, "You have already told me that you never were a Christian."

I don't think that's what I said. I think what I said is that I was never saved. Not because I didn't want to be saved, but because nobody is ever saved. I don't believe that there's a God to save anyone. If the human race in general needs any "saving", it's up the us humans to do the saving. That kind of "saving" is going to be hard work. No amount of handwaving at a supreme being (whether he exists or not) is going to help.

There's one thing I fail to understand. All this talk about freewill and a saved person can't be unsaved? Even if he/she wants to be unsaved? IOW, if a "born again christian" can't be unsaved, doesn't that mean that he/she has no freewill?

Mark, thanks for using your own words. I really want to know what you think. I hope you can appreciate that.

Anonymous said...

who do these christian people think Jesus of the new testament is by saying Jeffrey Dahmer will be in heaven that is a crazy thought because some accept Jesus as their savior and they have committed so much atrocities Jesus will save them in heaven what a deception

Anonymous said...

Not sure about the heaven thing, but if you actually believe any of this horseshit,you're in hell now.

Anonymous said...

Nobody is forgiven for their sins. They are punished for them. Just like JC.
The root of all xtianity is the Roman Catholic Church.
Fundamentalists can't see the forest for the trees.

Anonymous said...

Actually the ammount of pride that is in some people is ridiculous!

I speak as a person who has received the Spirit of the Most High God, through faith in his Son Jesus Christ. And i can say, that NO ONE Can say someone IS or is not in Heven. God looks at the intention of the heart, and what that intention truly does, and truly means right before your last breath. There are many protestant fundementalist Christians who are sittign around on the couch waiting for jesus, yet there hearts are far from God. Then there may be a mass murdering, rapist, Who never truly understood the gospel, untill his dying breathe, when he cries out TO JEsus Christ and askes him to save him, askes him to have mercy on his soul, and please be with him. TO wash him clean of his evilness. That "christian Guy" on the couch who said a prayer once, 40 years ago...might just have a rude awakening. But that horrible wretched sinner, just might have moved the compssion, and mercy of a VERY loving God. Look at the thief on the cross. Jesus is not in a specific Church, nor is he a Buddy of any specific person. He is LORD and he IS King. He is the heart, the Love of the ALmighty God, and he will riegn forever. and ALL you have to do, is submitt to him. Humble yourself before the everpresent Lord, and ask him to rescue you from yourself. AMy the Lord bless you, and all who read this. NO matter your sins, you WILL be forgiven. But yo must ask for it, ad ndesire the cleansing spirit of God.

JP said...

Why don't you just believe in the ideology you want to believe in and leave the Christians alone, you vile hatemonger?

An Atheist

Anonymous said...

Jonas Salk is also in hell. The Evangelicals who posted should learn how to spell as well as think. It's heaven, not heven.

Anonymous said...

JFK Is in HEAVEN! You tool!!! The best President America ever had EVER!