...and bald, too.
Bolivia's president, Evo Morales, claimed Tuesday that eating comercially grown poultry can lead to homosexuality and baldness. He also claims that products such as Coca Cola is poisoning the Bolivian people. That's funny coming from a man who used to grow coca (the plant that cocaine comes from). It's even funnier considering that Bolivia now produces a beverage called Coca Colla (probably pronouced ko-ka-coy-ya), which is kind of like Coca Cola, execpt it does contain real coca.