I asked Him all the questions I have been wanting answers to. Strangely enough, the answers I got were pretty much the same answers I get from his worshipers.
Did you screw Mary?
No I didn't screw Mary. What's it like?
So, where did the Y chromosome come from?
Right on. I think it was in America. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
How could Jesus be male if his mother had no Y chromosome and no Y chromosome was donated by a human father?
A lot of practise.
If anyone ever reads my blog, copy and paste your God conversations into a comment.
Hat tip to Revenant at The Raytractors.