http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
I asked Him all the questions I have been wanting answers to. Strangely enough, the answers I got were pretty much the same answers I get from his worshipers.
Me:
Did you screw Mary?
God:
No I didn't screw Mary. What's it like?
Me:
So, where did the Y chromosome come from?
God:
Right on. I think it was in America. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
How could Jesus be male if his mother had no Y chromosome and no Y chromosome was donated by a human father?
God:
A lot of practise.
If anyone ever reads my blog, copy and paste your God conversations into a comment.
Hat tip to Revenant at The Raytractors.
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Here's a fitting snippet from another conversation I had with Yahweh.
Me:
I am an atheist.
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Robert.
Me:
Why would you have to pray?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Who does God pray to?
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Very amusing indeed! God prays to the author of Frankenstein!
I had a crack at this a few months back - solved the Problem of Evil! It's almost enough to make one a believer...
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