Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Weekly Irreverent Haiku: White Jesus

I'm going to attempt to write and post a haiku a week. The more blasphemous, the better. I'd love to read some of your's in the comments.

White Jesus

White Jesus! It's True!
Look at his picture. You'll see.
Blonde hair, eyes of blue.

--Robert Madewell

6 comments:

  1. ROB
    I'd love to read some of your's in the comments.

    SAV
    Yesss!

    Christianity:
    Oppressing disagreement,
    Brainwashing kiddies.

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  2. Good one, Sav!

    Here's a bonus one:

    What'd you say? Please tell!
    If I don't believe like you,
    God sends me to Hell!

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  3. An old man says that
    His beliefs trump equality
    Fuck you, Pope Ratzi

    A six year old bride
    Married to an old prophet
    There's a word for that


    :-)

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  4. Oops, sorry for the double post. It said I typed the characters in wrong the first time, but I guess it posted anyways! :S

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Guys, just keep it nice, but have your say. Blasphemy or failure to give the name ‘God’ or ‘Jesus’ capitals, will not be deleted (Ever!).